Humor Time

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut
he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot
accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week" The
florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber
goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for
him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money; I'm doing
community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card
and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from
you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very
happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open,
there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to
improve your business and becoming more successful".

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from
you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very
happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to
open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free
haircut.